The joke of Calvin and mom

OW! said Calvin oh "what happen sweetie tell me everything". Well it all started when I was born and then you stretched and accidentally gave the hospital person a concussion so then you fanted. "Calvin no efence but thats pretty much 100% opisit what I ment sorry". "Wow mom you are one mean lady". "I said no efence".

baby languag

Well can you speak baby languag? cool huh

I'm so scary whaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

I'm a scary man nobody likes me whaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! hi! cameron want to play with me no way whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

finally jonah can do something right!

Do you think this is a weird talent?.

army j.c. (Grown ups).

Commander c I need help kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
now I'm surrounded by zorgs! kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh I'm glad that's done! I almost died .So I'll tell you what I did I put soap on my face and then my mom said Jonah go wash that off you no better! so I went to the bathroom and instead of washing my face off I put more soap on and one time .I put so much soap on my nose it was covered in soap and so I could not breath cause my nose was plugged so I washed my face The end.

army j.c.

Camander.c!!!!! kkkkkkkkkkk we're being attacked by aliens I'm at oregon base 3 room 4 .Code red kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk .